Sunday, May 19, 2024

Behold, the rare Double Meatloaf! Indisputable Photographic Evidence!

Laser-shooting eyes were not enough to disrupt the camera from taking this gem. Now shattered -- the long-thought myth of simultaneous meatloaf kitties being impossible due to the timing of the Earth's rotation, personal kitty-space and excessive licking.

Local resident, Foo D. Spencer was witness to and photographer of the event. Spencer remarked "This was like Haley's Comet special, or at least cicada special."

Weather:

Today - Clear skies, sunny nap areas aplenty
Monday - Partly birdy with a chance of squirrel

Technology Outlook

Special report - Opposable thumbs cited as the key to operating household electronics.

In Depth Reporting

In part 5 of our 8 part series, we find out who's a good boy. Is it him? Is it?

Arts & Entertainment

Hairballs... simple nuisance or household Rorschach test? New art installations opening daily.

What is a "Meatloaf Kitty"?

Meatloaf Kitty (a.k.a. cat loaves) is the expression used when you find your feline friend with his paws and tail comletely tucked beneath his body. It looks somewhat like he is sitting in an imaginary meatloaf pan.

When a human encounters such a sight, it is usually proclaimed aloud: "[sing-songy] Meat...loaf... Meatloaf Kitty!".

The Casual Diner

The Boy Sure it's the same old dry kibble that I've been fed twice a day for the last decade, but it never gets boring. It can get more exciting. Is that a can opener that I hear? Even if it's not tuna, I'll hassle you anyway.

It's Food O'clock, bitches!